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• Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
  .. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
• Burns: Musicians, cease that infernal tootling! [they do] Smithe
  [hands Burns a card] Burns: Thank you all. Smithe...
• Burns: Careful, Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know.
  Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir. -- Mr. Burns takes a bath, "Burns' Hei...
• Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
  [to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
• Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food! -- Mr.
  Burns, commenting on Homer's breakfast, "Homer the Smithe...
• Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
  Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Burns: Hello, children! I bring you love! Willy
  Aah! It's a monster! Kill it! Kill it! Smithe...
• Smithers: [eyeing Larry] Yes? Larry: [sweating] Yeah, uh.
  .. Hi, my-my name is Larry. I'm here to see Mr....