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If You Sprinkle While You Tinkle, Please Be Neat And Wipe The Seat. -- Toilet Graffiti
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If you sprinkle
while you tinkle,
please be neat
and wipe the seat.
-- Toilet graffiti
Related:
Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?
You are the only person in this building who knows what he's doing.
.. -- Toilet graffiti in government building...
With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
The hole in a donut and the hole in a toilet seat are made of exactly the same material.
However, you will not sell many donuts by advertising this fact....
First I must sprinkle you with fairy dust...
I learned to put the [toilet] seat down... it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
-- Ralph Noble...
The Hostess will seat you now.
SMILEY :-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet sea