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I Learned To Put The [toilet] Seat Down... It Makes You Look Like A Warm, Caring, Sensitive Human Being.
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I learned to put the [toilet] seat down...
it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
-- Ralph Noble
Related:
Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?
EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat...
Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat?
Why shouldn't WOMEN have to put the toilet seat back UP?!
REPORTER: Senator, are you for or against the MX missile system?
SENATOR: Bob, the MX missile system reminds me of an old saying that the country folk in my state like to say....