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• And do you not think that each of you women is an Eve?
  The judgement of God upon your sex endures today...
• Dear Editor: I just read in your paper that a little old lady was bitten by a black widow spider when she picked up the paper off the front porch.
  This came as nothing short of a surprise to me. Not the fact that she was bitten by a black widow spider, mind you, but that the paper was on the front porch....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you reach for the mouse to cut that piece of code from the sheet of paper on your desk and try to paste it into the editor.
• Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different.
  -- Goethe...
• Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language, and forthwith it is something entirely different.
• You may be redneck... if you list your parole officer as a reference.
• 77. HO HUM -- The Redundant ------- (7) This hexagram refers to a situation of extreme --- --- (8) boredom.
  Your programs always bomb off. Your wife ------- (7) smells bad....
• 17. HO HUM -- The Redundant ------- (7) This hexagram refers to a situation of extreme --- --- (8) boredom.
  Your programs always bomb off. Your wife ------- (7) smells bad....