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• So you think there's a big market for jewellery that looks like snot, then?
  -- Edmund to Percy : Money...
• If you like to spend your vacation in out-of-the-way places where few people go, let your wife read the map.
  -- Jack Carte...
• His puzzle is missing a few pieces.
• Another lesson I learned was not to give pieces of my company away when it was small in exchange for investment capital.
  In the first place, those shares would be worth millions today....
• Make love to every woman you meet; if you get 5 per cent on your outlay, it's a good investment.
• If you think Windows is slow, try Norton DeskTop!
• You think paying an expert is expensive? Try an amateur!
• Food: Not just a good idea, an investment in your future.
• If you think Barney's a pain, then you haven't met my wife!