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If You Want To Get Rid Of Stinking Odors In The Kitchen, Stop Cooking. -- Erma Bombeck
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If you want to get rid of stinking odors in the kitchen, stop cooking.
-- Erma Bombeck
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Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck
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