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It Is Fast Approaching The Point Where I Don't Want To Elect Anyone Stupid Enough To Want The Job.
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It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid
enough to want the job.
-- Erma Bombeck
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If you want to get rid of stinking odors in the kitchen, stop cooking. -- Erma Bombeck
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God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill. -- Erma Bombeck
When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!
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Where there's a will, I want to be part of it.