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If You Want To Run And Play, Come Along The BEAM Today.
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If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today.
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BOY: You want to play Pearl Harbor? GIRL: OK. How do you play?
BOY: I'll lie down and be Pearl Harbor, and you come along and blow the hell out of me....
Rayburn's Rule If you want to get along, go along.
If you want to get along, go along. -- Sam Raybu
I practice birth control, which is being around my sister's children.
You want to run right out and ovulate after you play with them for five minutes....
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful. My thoughts aren't too clear, but don't run away.
My girlfriend's a bore; my job is too dutiful. Hell nobody's perfect, would you like to play?...
Homer: Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.
Bart: Dad, you
punish me, but that means you have to think of a punishment, sit here and make sure I do it....
Well you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
racing around to come up behind you again....
If you don't want the Stork to come, Shoot in the air.