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• Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy
  because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else....
• Five-Minute University teaches you in five minutes what the average college student remembers five years after he or she's out of school .
  .. Say, if you want to take Spanish, what I teach you is "Como esta usted....
• I like a man that wears a wedding ring. 'Cause without it, they're like a shark without a fin.
  You pretty much got to know they're out there. -- Brett Butle...
• Is a WATCH OUT FOR CHILDREN sign a birth control ad?
• Smithers: Sir, the designers are here with some prototypes for your casino.
  Brit: Gentlemen, I give you Brittania! Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My ritual differs slightly. What I do, first thing [in the morning], is I hop into the shower stall.
  Then I hop right back out, because when I hopped in I landed barefoot right on top of See Threepio, a little plastic robot character from "Star Wars" whom my son, Robert, likes to pull the legs off of while he showers....
• Bart: You didn't say which bed! Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
  Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges after him...