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If You Want To Walk The Streets Safely At Night, Carry A Projector And The Slides From Your Last Holiday.
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If you want to walk the streets safely at night,
carry a projector and the slides from your last holiday.
Related:
If you want to hide your face, walk naked.
Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.
Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag....
Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.
Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag....
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Seaso...
You will walk or I will carry you. Given the option, I'll.
..I'll walk. -- Worf and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
You don't just go to the Black Lodge and walk out with your girlfriend.
-- Karl, explaining the last episode of Twin Peak...
If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy.
Then he becomes your partner. -- Nelson Mandela (in _The Long Walk to Freedom_)...