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• You don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat.
• First you didn't want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back!
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• If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. Yiddish Proverb
• If you are going to throw your weight around, you ought first to join an aerobics class, so you get something from your effort.
• You have a strong desire for a home and your family interests come first.