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• The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. -- Sir William Osle
• Bart: If there was some way to get rid of Flanders, would you want to come back?
  Skinner: Ehh, I must admit, I do miss the school. And frankly, the army isn't _quite_ as I remembered it -- [some recruits drive by in a tank....
• We must teach him, Max! Hey, where do you *keep* that gun?
  "None of your damn business, Sam." -- The superbly loony "Sam and Max...
• Marge: Ooh, that sounds fabulous, Homer. Stores throw the best parties.
  Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend....
• Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
  Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV. My Sister, My Sitte...
• America has meant to the world a land in which the common man who means well and is willing to do his part has access to all the necessary means of a good life.
  -- Alvin Saunders Johnso...
• If you want a thing well done, do it yourself. -- Charles Haddon Spurgeo
• Responding to criticism is a foolish thing for a writer to do, and an unpleasant one.
  It is much better to read only the advertisements of your work and to note, briefly, your royalty reports....
• Hardin's Law: You can never do just one thing.