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• cause anyone who would buy this record couldn't give a fuck if there's good musicians on it.
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• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#8) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
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• I beat Gaggle-max!
• What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
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• I'd love to, but... I think you want the OTHER [your name]. -- 98 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation.
• I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Playe
• The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better." I can't understand why it won't work on my Linux computer.