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• I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
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  Don't cut any wood baby, 'cause I'll be comin' home with a load" -- Stupid country song titles #13...
• Homer: Look, I know I'm not witty like that critic guy, but does he know _all_ the words to the Oscar Mayer song?
  Jay: [walking past, singing] Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, [Bart and Lisa join in] That is what I'd truly like to be....
• I have been there, and still would go; 'T is like a little heaven below.
  -- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Divine Songs, Song xxviii...
• This is a song called King Kong. Its about a giant gorilla who was living in the jungle and doing allright until some American's found him and thought that they would take him home with them.
  They brought the giant ape back to the United States and used him to make money....
• Ron's Observation: The scratch on the record is through the song you like mo
• double bucky adj. Using both the CTRL and META keys.
  The command to burn all LEDs is double bucky F....
• I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend.
  It's called, "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring....