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• Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
  .......
• Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
• Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
• Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
  When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
• She was so wild that when she made French toast she got her tongue caught in the toaster.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
  Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away....
• Lord have mercy, Mrs. Tugwell just had her sixteenth young 'un.
  She said she had so many young 'uns she'd run out of names--to call her husband. -- Minnie Pearl...
• Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!