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• She was so old when she went to school they didn't have history. -- Rodney Dangerfield
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• She wanted a fur coat so he got her a trap and a gun.
• Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
• Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
• Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!