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• He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be there .
  .. with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter....
• i got gum .. I GOT LICORICE .. i got chocolate .. I GOT AN APPLE ...... i got a rock
• The other day, I dropped a piece of bread and it fell butter side up.
  I was convinced that I'd buttered the wrong side of the bread....
• I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking. -- Katherine Cebria
• I won't quarrel with my bread and butter.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...