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I Got Fired From My Job As An M&M Proof Reader, I Kept Eating The W&W.
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I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, I kept eating the W&W.
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W*&t? I th^%k w% h@$% s%m# l&n$ n*&se.
Failed as a proof-reader for M & M'
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Twelve years ago I was a boy, A happy boy at Drury's.
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I 'm on the sea! I 'm on the sea! I am where I would ever be, With the blue above and the blue below, And silence wheresoe'er I go.
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