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• Hole in the Bed by I Missed Her Completely.
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new.
• An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience. -- Don Marqui
• Golf, there's a thing that torments you and won't let you enjoy yourself.
  You've got to relax. I got out of this country's worst sand trap with just one stroke....
• I lost a button hole today. -- Steven Wrigh
• I had another bad hair day today. The government was in it.
• Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!