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I Had Injured My Hamstring Playing Football And Was Having Difficulty Sitting, He Said To Me "What's The Matter - Have Hormones?
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I had injured my hamstring playing football and was having difficulty
sitting, he said to me
"What's the matter - have hormones?"
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