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I **HATE** Illinois Nazis! -- Elwood Blue
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I **HATE** Illinois Nazis!
-- Elwood Blues
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I hate Illinois nazis. We did have a band pow'rfull 'nuff to turn goat piss into gasoline.
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Nazis! I hate those guys. -- Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit, that's all. -- Elwood Blue
I'll have some white toast. Dry, ma'am -Elwood -- "The Blues Brothe
Oh god, now the mafia's after us! -Elwood -- "The Blues Brothe
Hi, we're the good ol' blues brothers' boys band. from Chicago. -Elwood -- "The Blues Brothe
Mrs Tarentino: Are you police officers? Elwood: No ma'am, we're musicians.
-- From the movie "The Blues Brothe...
It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
"Hit it." -- Jake and Elwood Blues, "The Blues Brothe...
My mother once said to me, "Elwood," (she always called me Elwood) "Elwood, in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
For years I tried smart. I recommend pleasant. -- Elwood P. Dowde, "Harvey...