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I'll Have Some White Toast. Dry, Ma'am -Elwood -- "The Blues Brothe
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I'll have some white toast. Dry, ma'am
-Elwood
-- "The Blues Brothers"
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I toast. Therefore I am.
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Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....