I Hate To Mention Things Like This In This Feature, But It Is One Of The More Pressing Problems In America Today, And That Is The Lack Of Tap-dancers In The Miss America Contest.

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I hate to mention things like this in this feature, but it is one of the
more pressing problems in America today, and that is the lack of
tap-dancers in the Miss America contest.

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