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• Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet -- and making mettings end.
  -- Robert Orbe...
• Well, here I am in AMERICA.. I LIKE it. I HATE it.
  I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it....
• Instead of the Miss America Pageant I could enter the Miss Neurosis Pageant.
  Among my hobbies are stewing in my own juices and blowing things out of proportion....
• Tap dancers do it with their feet.
• Recycle! Today's Garbage is Tomorrow's America
• October 12, the Discovery. It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. -- Mark Twai
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN CORPORATE AMERICA Part 1 of 2 1.
  Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track....
• If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. -- Lionel Hutz, "Marge in Chai