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Sometimes I Get The Feeling That The Two Biggest Problems In America Today Are Making Ends Meet -- And Making Mettings End.
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Sometimes I get the feeling that the two biggest problems
in America today are making ends meet -- and making mettings end.
-- Robert Orben
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