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• British condom makers have developed a model that glows in the dark.
  It can be recharged simply by putting it in the light of a table lamp for several hours....
• Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex! Home
  Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm getting a bowling team....
• No, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask?
• I NEVER need to use a condom. -- Famous Last Word
• Wanted: Condom to fit my modem - I *knew* handshaking wouldn't last.
• Picard: "And I would appreciate an explantion." Barclay
  I think I can help you with that, Captain." Rike...
• Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you? Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
  Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?...
• Beverly: "Worf, I have an opening in my workshop." -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate Unknow
• Barclay: "You really, you really don't have to do that.
  Troi: "I know." -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9...