Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex!
Homer: Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm
getting a bowling team. It's win-win!
Marge: It's sick! And I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex.
Maybe you could get someone with money to sponsor your team.
Homer: [scoffs] Burns never gives money to anybody. Just last week I
asked him for $1,500.
Marge: For what?
Homer: Oh, I gotta get the third degree from you too?
-- Beset on all sides, "Team Homer"
