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• ken /ken/ n. 1. [Unix] Ken Thompson, principal inventor of Unix.
  In the early days he used to hand-cut distribution tapes, often with a note that read "Love, ken"....
• ken: /ken/ n. 1. [UNIX] Ken Thompson, principal inventor of UNIX.
  In the early days he used to hand-cut distribution tapes, often with a note that read "Love, ken"....
• I think Rodney King said it best when he said: 'Ow ow ow ow..' -- Dennis Leary
• ARTHUR: Be quiet! DENNIS: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more-- ARTHUR
  Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?...
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.
  -- Rob Pike, on X. Steve Jobs said two years ago that X is brain-damaged and it will be gone in two years....
• Yo momma so short she poses for trophies!
• He who respects his parents never dies. Greek Proverb
• I have a friend who is so stupid that he tried to enter the 1-900-SPELLIT contest, but he kept getting the wrong number.