Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
I Have Never Seen Anything Fill Up A Vacuum So Fast And Still Suck.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.
-- Rob Pike, on X.
Steve Jobs said two years ago that X is brain-damaged and it will be
gone in two years. He was half right.
-- Dennis Ritchie
Dennis Ritchie is twice as bright as Steve Jobs, and only half wrong.
-- Jim Gettys
Related:
In his '90 Usenix presentation, Dennis Ritchie reminded the audience that Steve Jobs stood at the same podium a few years back and announced that X-windows was brain-dead and would soon die.
He was half-right. Sometimes when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks....
If you fill a vacuum, it can still suck. -- Dennis Ritchie
Quote #193 Was it Ritchie or Thompson who said about X
"Sometimes, when you fill a vacuum, it still sucks"?...
I said I'm two and a half billion years old because when I was young the earth was two billion years old and now it is four and a half billion years old so I must be two and a half billion years old.
-- Paul Erdo...
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party.
-- Dennis Ritchie...
Psst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user!
demigod: n. A hacker with years of experience, a national reputatio
and a major role in the development of at least one design, tool, or game used by or known to more than half of the hacker community....