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• I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. -- Richard Dira
• Well the three men I admire most: the Father, Son and the Holy Gho
  they caught the last train for the coast the day the music died....
• As I said last week, I'll be done tomorrow.
• It's a Japanese rock garden, a Zen pool for skinny dipping.
• Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic.
  They also had myths.A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable....
• Bart: I guess you don't need it now, but, we had a plan too.
  Myers: Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it to last week, when I might've cared....
• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• There are things worse than a public speaker with a three word thought, a three minute vocabulary and a three hour speech, but I have not been able to think of any over the last three days.
• What gets me is that estimated tax return. You have to guess how much you're gonna make.
  You have to fill it out, fix it up, sign it, send it in....