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I Have Been Asked To Put Something In Here That Touches Us All.
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I have been asked to put something in here that touches us all. While my
intentions may be the very best, it is quite unfortunate that I know next
to nothing about toilet paper.
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aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome. Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
I can't believe you're here! Dad always told me you died while I was at the movies....
Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks....
Where's the toilet paper? I have to take a Limbaugh.
Riker: "I'm sure Captain Picard would have something meaningful and inspirational to say right now.
To tell you the truth, I wish he was here, 'cause I'd like to here it too....
Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into this raving derelict.
[the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum...
You know you've been hacking too long when The set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about themselves.
These include the following: not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one....