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• Where the Pentagon buys its toilet paper.
• Texas Toilet paper, it don't take s**t off anyone.
• Fine Art Diplomas, please take one. -- Seen on a toilet paper dispenso
• PTP: Produce Toilet Pape
• I have always wondered way they always refer to toilet paper as facial quality.
  I am not going to use it on my face, (although there are some who think I do anyway!)....
• France is a country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
• Toilet Paper supplied by John Wayne Toilet Inc. Our Motto
  We're ruff and tuff, 'n' we don't take shit from nobody! -- Toilet graffiti...
• I have been asked to put something in here that touches us all.
  While my intentions may be the very best, it is quite unfortunate that I know next to nothing about toilet paper....
• I have tolerance for everyone... except Rush Limbaugh.