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• I thought you were trying to get into shape. I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
• I thought you were trying to get into shape." "I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
• I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
  Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you....
• If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reaso
  I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me....
• Where I come from, size shape or color makes no difference.
  -- Kirk, "Plato's Stepchildren," stardate 5784.3...
• I can't seem to to get all the pieces to fit. When the pieces come in contact contact their shape is distorted by some power.
  Maybe some heat would solve solve the problem....
• I think this country would be in much better shape if all liberal arts majors agreed to get a good grip on algebra and trigonometry
  if not calculus, and all engineering/science majors agreed to get a good grip on literature, art, music, etc....