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• I would have nobody to control me; I would be absolute
  and who but I? Now, he that is absolute can do what he like...
• I have come to the conclusion that I am not in good enough shape at the present time to get in shape for the future right now.
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me.
  -- Abraham Lincol...
• I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back. -- Abraham Lincol
• Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
  Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
• Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god! I danced with a gay!
  Marge, Lisa, promise me you won't tell anyone....
• As I have said often enough before, I never repeat myself, and so it almost goes without saying that I won't repeat myself again.
• Seriously, I do not think I am fit for the Presidency. -- Abraham Lincol