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  When you get more than these together, you have all the essential ingredients for a committee....
• The other Messenger's called Hatta. I must have TWO, you know -- to come and go.
  One to come, and one to go. -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend SOMEbody!
  -- John Adams (1735-1826), 1776...
• I called the New World into existence to redress the balance of the Old.
  -- George Canning (1770-1827) -- The King's Message, Dec. 12, 1826...
• In Cristianity, a man may have only one wife. This is called Monotony.
• Alright, Baldrick. Let's try again. This is called 'Adding'.
  If I have two beans, and I add _two more_ beans, what do I have?...
• ONE: I will donate my entire ``BABY HUEY'' comic book collection to the downtown PLASMA CENTER.
  . TWO: I won't START a BAND called ``KHADAFY & THE HIT SQUAD''....
• I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. -- Nathan Hale, 22 September 1776.
• I am the one your ancestors called "The Doctor".