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• You see it's like a portmanteau--there are two meanings packed up into one word.
  -- Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Gla...
• The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam today.
  "It MUST come sometimes to 'jam to-day,'" Alice objected....
• Can you do Addition?" the White Queen asked. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?
  "I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count." "She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted....
• You know," he added very gravely, "it's one of the most serious things that can possibly happen to one in a battle -- to get one's head cut off.
  -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• JABBERWOCKY And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!
  One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!...
• Seven years and six months!" Humpty Dumpty repeated thoughtfully.
  "An uncomfortable sort of age. Now if you'd asked MY advice, I'd have said 'Leave off at seven' -- but it's too late now....
• The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'! Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
  Alice said, trying to feel interested. No, you don't understand, the Knight said, looking a little vexed....
• The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
  Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed....