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I Have Eaten The Plums That Were In The Icebox And Which You Were Probably Saving For Breakfast.
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I have eaten the plums
that were in the icebox
And which you were probably saving
for breakfast.
Forgive me.
They were delicious. So sweet
and so cold.
-- William Carlos Williams, 1934, _This is Just to Say_
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Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
Funny, I just knew you were going to say that.
If I were you, who'd be me?
Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....
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