All the men present and correct, sir. ALl ready for the off, eh?
I'm afraid not, Lieutenant, I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy
some exploding trousers.
I beg your pardon, sir? Have you gone barking mad?
Yes, Lieutenant, I have. Cluck cluck gibber gibber my old man's
a mushroom...etc...etc...
-- George and Edmund : Goodbyeee...