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• All the men present and correct, sir. ALl ready for the off, eh?
  I'm afraid not, Lieutenant, I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers....
• All my friends are dead. My pet spider, Sammy. Katy the worm, Bertie the bird.
  Everyone except Neville the Fat Hamster. I'm afraid Neville bought it too, Baldrick....
• I made a note in my diary on the way here. Simply says...'Bugger'. -- Cpt. Darling : Goodbyeee...
• The day after tomorrow we shall be in Calais. Captain, set sail for France!
  (All) Hooray! (Caption: The Day After The Day After Tomorrow) ....
• Don't worry, I could go on all night! Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn't.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Goodbyeee......
• Surely you must have noticed something in the air? Well yes, of course, but I thought that was Private Baldrick.
  -- Edmund and George : Goodbyeee......
• Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
  I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
• You mean they acually rehearse? I thought they just got drunk, put on a silly hat and trusted to luck.
  -- Edmund to Mrs Miggins : Sense and Senility...
• Nosy bugger, ain't I?