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I Have My Wedding To Prepare, My Wife To Murder, And Gilder To Frame For It.
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I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it.
I'm swamped.
-- Prince Humperdink, "The Princess Bride", movie
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Nor study in my sanctum supercilious, To frame a Sabbath Bill or forge a Bull....
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