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• Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
  And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art....
• I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
  Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
• New York's such a wonderful city, but at the library the guy was very rude.
  I said I'd like a card. He said, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York....
• Tourists -- have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies.
  When you get to your destination, say to your driver, Pay?...
• Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies.
  When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay?...
• This warning from the New York City Department of Health Fraud
  Be suspicious of any doctor who tries to take your temperature with his finger....
• Satire is what closes in New Haven.