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• That was so funny, I laughed 'till I stopped.
• I don't understand some phrases. Take "I look forward to seeing you.
  Why don't you listen forward to looking me? One night a woman came to me after a concert and said, "I haven't laughed so much since my husband died....
• It's a long time since I've enjoyed myself so much.
• I'm so nervous, yesterday I got a fingernail transplant!
• W not shipped since I live so close.
• I needed it yesterday.
• I read in the paper yesterday that a guy killed his wife after twenty years of marriage.
  I thought: Too bad. It was probably the first decision he'd made since the wedding. -- John Wing...
• Hey Diddle Diddle the cat and the Fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon.
  The little dog laughed to see so much fun and... Dr Tobias....
• Cartwright: "I must protest. To offer the Klingons safe haven within Federation space is *suicide*.
  -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6...