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• All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. -- Grant Wood
• The sky was dark, the moon was high All alone just she and I Her hair was sof
  her eyes were blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft, her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how but I tried my best I started by placing my hands on her breast I remember my fear, my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when I did it I felt no shame All at once - the white stuff came At last it's finished, it's all over now My first time ever at milking a cow....
• No use milking a spilt cow.
• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change
  he courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off....
• Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
• A New Employee: The boss came in and said "I think you are the laziest person I have ever encountered.
  You are absolutely worthless. All you do is take up space....
• Life has been very good to me. I never had to worry about where I was going to go.
  But I do say, 'Dan, you know, sometime in life there's going to be a tragedy....
• When I was young, we had to carve our CPU's out of wood.