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• Machine voice:) Hello. This is HAL 5. You have reached the former telephone number of Carey Smith.
  I have taken over the functions of this inferior being....
• I have charts and graphs that prove I'm right.
• Bart: Somehow I gotta convince her I'm a good person!
  All right, I have to sit here and behave no matter what....
• Bart: Oy! This guy's tough. Lisa: Bart, we're going to have to outsmart him.
  Bart: I dunno, he's pretty sharp. He saw right through this disguise....
• What an accident! I had the right of way, but he had the truck!
• Have you locked your file cabinet?
• If you ever have an accident, I hope you have on clean underwear.
  You're driving a truck--right into another truck....
• I have tried so hard to do the right. -Grover Cleveland, 1908.