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• Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man.
  [opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh] Teache...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Edna: Now, children, while you're having quiet time, I'm going to make sure my desk is exactly parallel to the rear wall.
  [bends over her desk with her butt toward the class] Ba...
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• Bart: Okay, we all know why we're here, right? Milhouse
  No, why? Bart: To fight Nelson, the bully. That guy has been tormenting all of us for years, and I for one am sick of it!...
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the credit department.
  Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?...
• Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out! [kids groan, leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa
  Time's up? Bart: So long, Lis. I'm going to stow away under water and go where the pool goes....
• Bart: [in pain] Why? Jessica: I'm sorry, Bart. You know my parents can't find out about us.
  And besides, if it's secret, it's even more exciting....