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I HAVE To Buy A New ``DODGE MISER'' And Two Dozen JORDACHE JEANS Because My Viewscreen Is ``USER-FRIENDLY''!
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I HAVE to buy a new ``DODGE MISER'' and two dozen JORDACHE
JEANS because my viewscreen is ``USER-FRIENDLY''!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
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