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I Want To Read My New Poem About Pork Brains And Outer Space... -- Zippy The Pinhead
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I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space...
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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.. I have read the INSTRUCTIONS... -- Zippy the Pinhead...
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