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• I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
  -- Sign in office...
• Do I smoke after sex? I never looked.
• I don't smoke !! That was the flamethrower !!
• magic smoke n. A substance trapped inside IC packages that enables them to function (also called `blue smoke'
  his is similar to the archaic `phlogiston' hypothesis about combustion)....
• magic smoke: n. A substance trapped inside IC packages that enables them to function (also called `blue smoke'
  his is similar to the archaic `phlogiston' hypothesis about combustion)....
• I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twai
• I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke.
• I never respected a man who could spell. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)