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• I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have got so much more of it.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle.
  Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won't. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I never respected a man who could spell. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• I can live for two months on a good compliment. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...