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• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• Already the spirit of our schooling is permeated with the feeling that every subject, every topic, every fact, every professed truth must be submitted to a certain publicity and impartiality.
  All proffered samples of learning must go to the same assay-room and be subjected to common tests....
• To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 't is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
  To die: to sleep: No more; and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to,--'t is a consummation devoutly to be wish'd....
• If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
• I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
  -- Joyce Kilmer (1886-1918), Trees and Other Poems (1814) "Tree...
• I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer.
  The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap....
• I was, I am, I will be, is a question of grammar and not of existance -- B.
  M. Cioran (1911- ), The Temptation to Exi...
• And so we return again to the holy void. Some say this is simply our destiny, but I would have you remember always that the void EXISTS, just as surely as you or I.
  Is nothingness any less a miracle than substance?...
• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings....