I Think That I Shall Never Hear A Poem Lovelier Than Beer.

I Think That I Shall Never Hear A Poem Lovelier Than Beer.

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I think that I shall never hear
A poem lovelier than beer.
The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap,
With golden base and snowy cap.
The stuff that I can drink all day
Until my mem'ry melts away.
Poems are made by fools, I fear
But only Schlitz can make a beer.

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I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
-- Joyce Kilmer (1886-1918), Trees and Other Poems (1814) "Tree...
A skeleton walked into a bar and said, Hi, can I have a beer and a mop?
I brew the beer that I drink.
You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than sue
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?...
I usually need a can of beer to prime me.
History is curious stuff You'd think by now we had enough Yet the fact remains I fear They make more of it every year.